101. No Such Thing as Vampires

From the CBS press release...

Mick St. John is a captivating, charming — and immortal — private investigator from Los Angeles who defies the traditional blood-sucking norms of his vampire tendencies by using his wit and powerful supernatural abilities to help the living. In a life-altering twist of fate, Mick was "bitten" 60 years ago by his new bride, the seductive Coraline. Forever 30 years of age, Mick's as handsome and charismatic as the day he was "turned," and he eschews others of his kind who view humans only as a source of nourishment. With only a handful of like-minded confidantes for company, including the eternally young, wealthy and mischievous Josef, a hedge fund trader who relishes his uniqueness, Mick fills his infinite days protecting the living. But one night years ago, a single act of kindness changed Mick when he saved a young girl's life, making him want to be a better vampire. Now their paths cross again and Mick develops a distinctive bond with Beth Turner who has grown into a beautiful, ambitious Internet investigative reporter. Reconnecting with her unleashes feelings Mick knows he can't pursue without exposing the part of him that would make him a monster in Beth's eyes. As Mick lives between two realities, fighting his adversaries among the undead and falling in love, he discovers the mysteries and pleasures that a valuable life has to offer.


  • Mick St. John Alex O'Louglin
  • Beth Turner Sophia Myles
  • Josef Konstantin Jason Dohring
  • Coraline Shannyn Sossamon


  • Lt. Carl Davis Brian White
  • Guillermo Jacob Vargas
  • Steve Balfour Kevin Weisman


  • Maureen "Mo" Williams Tami Roman
  • Christian Ellis Rudolf Martin
  • Daniel Dean O'Gorman
  • Chloe Shoshana Bush
  • Martha Gigi Rice
  • Kelly Foster Chris M. Kelly
  • Scientist Amro Salama

Written by Ron Koslow, one of the series' executive producers and Trevor Munson, one of the series' co-executive producers

Directed by Rod Holcomb, one of the series' executive producers


Original airdate September 28, 2007

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